Yaar thodha aur tym milta toh baat ban jaati...

Dis is a cliché which u wud often hear after ur exams...but I am not here to write about studies...we boys hear it so often when we all bachelors talk about d chances missed wid gals :) I heard it jus few days back again n it reminded me of our wonderful tym spent in a single room wid about 8 boys discussing on the important matter of life-GALS :) \m/
My friend was going by air and for d 1st tym his wish got fulfilled(which we all wish while buying any ticket :P) and a gal got a seat next to him...now according to my frn d desire to talk to the gal(which I totally dunt believe) arose cos d journey was long...I know d desire must have risen when the gal wud have started walking the aisle and stopped nearby to chck the seat number :P :P now my frnd tried gathering all the courage to talk to her...all the gyaan given by frns in hostel and all filmy dialogues started coming into his mind...he even tried a handson with d uncle sitting on d next side but wahi pooraani kahani again :( sochte sochte only 30 mins were left in journey n dere was no progress...now wen all hopes were ticking away d gal started talking on her own (Reasons may vary depending upon the person being questioned)...now toh my frn was on a new high and all pumped up (he must have started dreaming like uday chopra in Dhoom :D )...d girl kept talking throughout n my frn tried showing her his chauvinism...now they get down on the airport and while collecting luggage our frn findsout where she is heading n automatically his plans become d same...he tells her he is also heading there(kitne papadh belne padhte hai :D) and dey can both go together...everything is happy when a call comes for d gal n she tells my frn dat her uncle is coming to pick her...all dreams are suddenly shattered and d future is blank again and dat is when the dialogue comes – “Yaar thodha aur tym milta toh baat ban jaati” ..now see the irony dat my frn was not able to ask her name even n den also he expects a miracle if he had got his “thodha tym” with her...
I am not making fun of my friend (but our boy stories are always funny :P) but when we look back at such incidents on a serious note den we realize d importance of tym n we think of all d chances we missed due to lack of courage and initiation (I am talking about life in general...not only our girl finding sprees :P :P)...we shud learn even from such incidents and never miss a chance again in our life again...

Life is like washing clothes

Weird title haaa ?? but if you are as lazy as me then u will surely find out the title to be true :P When I was in school then in Science we were taught about detergents…it had a diagram explaining how detergent molecules(police from now on) work…it showed that the molecules wud surround the dirt molecules (chor from now on) from all the four sides and when the dirty clothed wud be rinsed with water then notorious chor wud be pulled away by the impeccable teamwork of police  now when I was in hostel and I did not have services of my maid n had to wash clothes myself then I applied what was taught to me by my science book :) so I took some detergent powder and mixed it in water and soaked my dirty clothes in the mixture…now I had to wait for a while till the police surround the chor and den just had to put the clothes under running water so dat the work is done n my clothes are all clean :) the first few times the clothes were all shining clean but after 3rd or 4th time I realized that my white shirt is not white anymore :) how was dis possible?? Did the police become lazy like me or they made frns with those chor enemy?? I called up momma n explained her the scenario…and then came the reality infront of me …”You need to scrub with brush hard where there is a possibility of dirt…its not so easy washing clothes…it’s a complex procedure”..then u start cursing ur science book, teacher and all dose actresses who fooled you showing how easy it was to wash clothes(Tide safedi :X :X ).
Life is also like that…when I was in school my mom wud say “once u r in college life wud be so easy” …but she never told that we had to put dat extra effort in college to get a good job…den came d words “once u get a job den life will be really easy”….incomplete gyaan again…no one tells the effort we have to put to survive in a job….n I cannot leave life’s biggest illusion ‘Marriage’ out of the topic : “If boy and girl love each other truly then life is so easy” :) no one tells us dat we hav to think about society, age , religion, salary etc etc…
No one shud take this as a depressive thought :) I just wanna say dat life is not dat simple as others say…u have to experience it first hand to know wat it is…n if u put the efforts in d right direction then life is not soooo difficult :) it is happy… as were my college days, my current life and hopefully my future :)